Gay/straight, male/female, black/white, it doesn’t matter… we all have a man crush on Derek Sanderson Jeter, and well who doesn’t love DJ?
Derek Jeter plays shortstop for the New York Yankees… the NEW YORK YANKEES! Not only is he the shortstop, he is the Yankee Captain and has a slew of World Series rings, gold gloves, and other various trophy hardware that could fill any respectable athlete’s “Cribs” trophy room (right next to the Scarface poster and 80” flat screen).
Jeter is 34, single and has dated the two hottest Jessicas (Biel and Alba) on the planet… not to mention Tyra Banks, Scarlett Johansson, a handful of Miss Universes, and well Mariah Carey (even DJ makes an E-6 once and a while). He is also rich… REALLY RICH! Jeter makes 19 million dollars a year before endorsements and shills for the biggest companies on the planet including Nike, Gatorade, Gillette, and let’s never forget Skippy!
Jeter is the Yankee Captain, which in NYC means he is the prince of the big apple, the greatest city in the world. He probably never has to pay for a meal and can walk into any club with the VIP treatment, even rockin’ out his Bill Cosby circa 1985 garb that would have any of us sent to the back of the line.
When the sports press says he is on the decline, can’t play shortstop, and shouldn’t lead off… he continually proves them all wrong.
DJ can even wear a dress and a wig on SNL and we all think it’s cool. Jeter has that x-factor we all love, that regular guy quality even though we all know he is a good looking superstar millionaire.
He is the anti A-Rod.
We all love Derek Jeter.








April 7th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I wish I was Derek Jeter.
Signed,
Alex Rodriguez