Most of the media gets an F for their glad handling of Jacko the Wacko’s death. Now that he’s dead they decided to kiss his behind. All of a sudden everyone forgot that he liked to hang out with little boys? Give me a break!
Anyone needing proof that there is no justice in the world need look no further than the following two facts: 1) Joey Ramone has been dead for 9 years 2) Green Day who has done nothing musically the Ramones didn’t do 30 years ago can play the Garden. Yes that Garden.
The hype machine kept rolling after the gloved freak died. I was absolutely amazed just how many brain dead commentators were calling him “the greatest entertainer ever.” Not only was Michael Jackson NOT the greatest entertainer ever, he’s NOT EVEN IN THE CONVERSATION! So called great entertainers continue to release exceptional music throughout their lives. Michael Jackson hadn’t released anything worth listening to since 1987’s “Bad,” when he was 28. I guess that’s when he decided to use his “greatness” to focus on little boys.
Ryan O’Neal announced a few days before Farrah Fawcett died that he wanted to marry her, now THAT’S Commitment!
Do you need more evidence that Jacko really was Wacko? He had three kids. TWO of them were named Prince Michael. The second of these was nicknamed BLANKET! Face it when Jacko bought the farm, the world’s collective insanity score dropped a couple of points.
I HATE the people who sell lottery tickets. It used to be that they would always say “good luck” when I bought a ticket, not anymore. Now they take my money and hand me a ticket, all the while looking back at me with that blank, dead stare most retail clerks have. Batten down the hatches people, this is a sure sign that society as we know it is coming to an end.
Another point about Michael Jackson, well his fans really. Who are these people who gathered en masse in various public locations to mourn the fallen freak? Have you nothing better to do with your lives? I’d like to note a special level of disdain for the morons who had been sleeping in vans outside his rented home for weeks before he died, hoping to get a look at their “hero.” May I suggest mass suicide for your exceptional group?
A shout out and farewell to Ed McMahon the greatest second banana in show business history. The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson would have been incredibly different without Ed’s brilliance. Everyone stand up and scream “Hey-O!!!!!!”
Damn you Michael Jackson for dying! I just know you had a lot more rage to instill in me.
-Gabe Sasso
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