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Sports Illustrated’s Peter King (who is a Hall of Fame voter) appeared on ESPN Radio last week and was adamant that Warner did not belong in the Hall, then compared him to Terrell Davis. His rationale is that Warner only had “five great years”, hasn’t displayed the longevity necessary for enshrinement and wasn’t “a singular player in his era”. Huh?? Allow me to repeat, HUH?? (Is ‘huh’ even a word? Well it should be now!). Ok, let’s take this point by point:

Only 5 great years. Granted, Warner spent a lot of time nursing injuries after his Rams glory years. Yet, throw out 2002-2003 when he couldn’t even grip the ball because of injuries and he’s been remarkably consistent since, completing over 65% of his passes for nearly 15,000 yards. And people are so quick to say he was a bust as a New York Giant in 2004, but he had a winning record and a higher passer rating that year than Eli Manning has had in ANY year. Plus, over the course of his career he has the highest average passing yards per game in NFL history, the 2^nd highest completion percentage (which is unfair to Warner, because the highest percentage in history belongs to Chad Pennington who rarely attempts a throw longer than 10 yards), 3^rd all-time on NFL QB passer rating (fyi- John Elway is ranked 45^th!), the most NFL games with a perfect passer rating and highest rate of games w/300+ yards passing (45.2%). Think about this: the man has thrown for 300+ yards in over 45% of the games in which he’s appeared. Amazing. Peter King makes it seem Warner has only played for 5 years. If you want to go with that line of thinking, then Warner has thrown for nearly 30,000 yards in only 5 years.

No longevity. Last time I checked (yesterday, in fact), an 11-YEAR veteran QB picked apart a tremendous defense en route to leading the most pathetic franchise in NFL history to a Super Bowl (ok, 2^nd most pathetic – way to go, Lions!). In 1999, Kurt Warner was a Pro-Bowl starter. In 2008, Kurt Warner is a Pro-Bowl starter. And as a 37 YEAR-OLD, he was the best QB in the NFL in 2008 against the blitz with a QB rating of 103.1. . It is almost clichéd to say how quick his release STILL is, not to mention his fearlessness. Nope, no longevity at all there.

“Not a singular player in his era”. This is laughable. Let’s assume Warner’s “era” is the late 90’s and early 00’s (that’s sort of an era, I guess). In that time, what did our man do? Threw for nearly 14,000 yards (and another 15,000 yards since), completed nearly 70% of his passes, lead his team to three 500+ point seasons, made 4 Pro-Bowls, won 2 MVP’s, lead his team to 2 Super Bowls, won a championship, along with throwing 400+ yards and collecting an MVP trophy for Super Bowl XXXIV. Warner had the best 3-year stretch of any QB in NFL history. And since 1999 is smack dab in his era, let’s take specific notice of that year. Warner had the best single season of any QB in NFL history, not only because of eye-popping stats (41 TD’s, 4,300+ yards) but also because, unlike Dan Marino in 1984 and Tom Brady in 2007 (both of whom had technically superior seasons, stat-wise), Warner actually ended up winning his last game. In fact, he is only NFL quarterback to throw 40 touchdowns and win a Super Bowl in the same season. Remarkable stats AND a Super Bowl ring? Show me one other QB in one other year, or ANY era, that had a better season than Kurt Warner in 1999. I defy you. And I think Kurt’s era has a part 2 called the ‘late 00’s’, in which he has been the best QB in the NFL over the past 2 seasons (project out his stats from 2007, in which he only started 10 games yet threw for nearly 3,000 yards and add that to a 4,500+ yard 2008 season. Oh, and he led his team to the Super Bowl.

Terrell Davis is a terrible comparison. Ok, Davis has a few great years but only gained 7,000 yards. That is not going to get a modern back in the HOF. It’s not like Warner had 3 great years, threw for 12,000 yards and was never heard from again. Warner has thrown for 30,000 yards and nearly 200 TD’s and has shown the SAME level of proficiency 10 years after his initial stardom. I seriously doubt Terrell Davis is going to gain 2,000 yards again anytime soon.

When the ‘Kurt for HOF’ question was posed to Steven A. Smith on ESPN Radio last week, he was nearly apoplectic (well, more so than usual anyway) in his denial. Steven A was so upset by the suggestion, you’d think he just received a hostage note. Oh and in the same interview, he made a HOF case for Donovan McNabb (HA!) and said he thought Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones was a “good guy”. Yeah, he’s a good guy in the same way Dakota Fanning is a middle linebacker.

Andrew Perloff of ESPN was kinder (albeit slightly) when he said Kurt Warner is headed to the Hall of Fame; however, he added a disclaimer that the Hall’s standards are now so low that it should be called the “Hall of Very Good”. In Perloff’s words, “Hall of Famers shouldn’t be journeymen for big chunks of their career. Hall of Famers shouldn’t consistently have to fight to start. A Hall of Famer should be so talented there’s no question he belongs on the field”.

People, PEOPLE…listen to me closely. Kurt Warner belongs in the Hall of Great. And he’s not even done yet.

-John Lavallo

Drew Carey and soccer fans show their support for soccer, the Wizard of Oz, and the color teal with this Seattle Sounders supporter club soccer scarf

Now that fall is here in many American Urban cities white people will be wearing their scarves with t-shirts.  So when you spot a guy on the subway, or maybe in Brooklyn, wearing a large purple and sky blue scarf lovingly draped over his American Apparel t-shirt you may ask yourself: gay or British?  We all know that many Americans like the idea of soccer and scarves.  So, we thought we would analyze the soccer scarf in this edition of Gay or British.

Originating in Britain in the early 1900’s, brightly colored scarves have been traditional supporter wear for fans of soccer clubs across the world, even those in warmer climates were wearing the scarves while it was 92 degrees.  Insane.  These scarves come in a wide variety of sizes and are woven in a team’s particular colors and may contain the club crest, pictures of renowned players, and various slogans relating to the history of the club and its rivalries with other teams.  The most popular and traditional design is alternating bars of the teams colors (sound familiar?).  Keep in mind soccer teams don’t always have the best color combinations.  Many team supporter groups, because of this color clash, produce their own scarf designs. Most of these supporter scarves are designed by nerds, so they make use of the color black and usually include some sort of animal, mythical creature, or medieval weapon. It makes you think that before discovering the worlds “beautiful game” these guys were in their basements fighting over who would be the next Dungeon Master.

As part of pre-match build-up, or during matches, fans will create a “scarf wall” in which all the fans in a section of the stadium will stretch out their scarves above their heads with both hands, creating an impressive wall of color, usually accompanied by the singing of the club anthem. This was initially solely a British phenomenon, but has since spread to the rest of Europe, South America, and the major urban areas of the United States, most without a pro soccer team.

GAY

A colorful scarf is part of most gay men’s wardrobe and soccer scarves sure are colorful.

BRITISH

Britain, the birthplace of the soccer scarf and, well, soccer (football).

BOTH

Didn’t Elton John own a soccer team?