Jay Leno has been stealing for years. He has most often stolen ideas and bits directly and brazenly from both David Letterman and Howard Stern. Just days after Letterman had U2 on for an entire week; Jay Leno has announced he’s having Prince on for 4 straight days. This unfunny, kiss-ass has never had a musical act on for more than a night, and now all of a sudden he got the brilliant idea to do it for 4 nights? At least it underscores, once again, what an unoriginal, shameless, no talent, shyster Jay Leno really is.

The headline: “Ryan Adams weds Mandy Moore in Secret Ceremony.” If that’s the HEADLINE, must not be such a secret.

I knew there was SOMETHING I didn’t like about Jon Bon Jovi. The news that he scalps his own bands tickets, cements his status as the disingenuous, hack I’d already believed him to be.

Reality TV “star” Jane Goody has died. Come again. Who?

Jimmy Chamberlain has quit as drummer for the Smashing Pumpkins. Didn’t they break up 10 years ago?

Apparently Michael Jackson is trying to adopt a child in England. He already has 3 kids and two of them are named “Prince Michael.” Sorry, if you can’t come up with original names for each and every one of your kids, you can’t have anymore.

Glad to see Octo-Mom had time to go to an amusement park. When is this woman going to be locked up and/or medicated?

Shout out to the Fat British Family that wants more welfare money for food. If $30,000 dollars a year isn’t enough to feed four people, you should probably eat LESS. Shocking, isn’t it!?

It’s been awhile since Britney Spears has shown her Vagina in public. Just saying.
 
The officials from the school districts in Pittsburgh who scheduled a “Delayed Opening” the day after the Super Bowl, should be Fired! This sort of slacker mentality is precisely what’s wrong with our country. If a parent wants to keep their child home from school one day, it’s THEIR decision. School officials who made this call failed miserably and should be held accountable.

Burger King is now serving the Angry Whopper. This item has a burger patty topped with angry onions (whatever they are), jalapeños, pepper jack cheese, bacon, tomatoes, lettuce and mayonnaise topped with angry sauce (do I want to know?) on a bun. If all of that’s not enough you can get a Double Angry Burger. Dear Burger King, is business bad? How about actually putting beef in your burgers instead of focusing on lame marketing campaigns and serving slop to your customers?! I know, I have a lot of great ideas, call me sometime I’m happy to share.

This Octo-Mom woman who already had 6 kids, and just popped out another 8, is an excellent argument for government sponsored sterilization. She’s single, jobless and if you’ve seen her interviewed, clearly brainless and insane. Someone needs to step in and stop her, before she gets knocked up again.

Axl Rose has said that he or Slash would die before a Guns n’ Roses reunion would take place. Your lips to God’s ears Axl, your lips to God’s ears.

-Gabe Sasso
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