The general public’s obsession with the health of Steve Jobs and his veneration as a messiah like figure is absolutely absurd. Look, I know the iPod and iPhone are cool devices but I’m holding off on worshiping him until he unveils something truly revolutionary, like the iPussy!
Jay McGwire, Mark’s brother felt that need to announce that the retired baseball player used steroids. What a stunning revelation. In other news, the sky is blue.
I heard U2’s new single, “Get On Your Boots.” The song is an absolutely molten pile of shit. It keeps their place as the most overrated band in the history of rock music intact. Someone please pick Bono up by his ankles and kill Tom Cruise WITH him. That way we’ll be rid of two annoying, talentless hacks.
Why is the US Airways pilot being treated as the second coming? I’m sure it’s difficult to land a plane on water, but last I checked, landing a plane IS HIS JOB! Chill out people!
Word is that Joe Torre really rips A-Rod in his soon to be released book about the time he spent with the Yankees. My only question: Joe, what took you so long to tear in to that useless prima donna? He folds under pressure and is a constant distraction. Too bad you didn’t tear him a new one publicly when you were still managing the Yankees.
Michael Jackson’s Thriller album may become a Broadway Musical. Quite frankly I’m more interested in the story of his transformation from black child pop star to white adult (alleged) child molester.
When NBC moves Jay Leno to 10:00 PM he’s still going to suck harder than a drowning man gasping for his last breath of air. However, in his new earlier time slot, more of the viewers will be conscious enough to realize he hasn’t had a funny or original idea since the Reagan Administration.
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a rat’s ass that George Clooney is returning for a “special” episode during the final season of ER?
Glad to see the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is finally going to induct Little Anthony & the Imperials. Seriously how are they in and Rush, The Moody Blues, Jethro Tull, Iron Maiden, & Chicago to name but a few are not? With every year that these true legends of rock and hard rock are left out the Rock Hall makes itself more obsolete and irrelevant.
